The Ugliest Blog in the Blogosphere

I have nothing to blog about other than the unpacking of boxes, and trying to make this ugly house with it's unflushing toilet, asian lamps, and shitty kitchen a home - which is rather boring.  So I decided to attempt to make my blog pretty.  It's really not fair at all to bore you, my dear readers, with such a dull and ugly looking blog, especially when I probably bore you already with musings of my extremely uneventful life.

But anyways, can someone tell me how the hell to make my blog pretty?  Every time I try to change it the pictures get all screwed up and it looks even more fugly than it already does.

I'm feeling a bit like Bruce Springsteen when he wrote Dancing in the Dark. 

"I wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face and I ain't gettin no where."

If only I could get SOME where.  Like Courtney Cox - she got somewhere.  But, no, I'd be the DUFF (Designated Ugly Fat Friend) who came to the concert with Courtney and had to listen to her pretty self replay the events over and over again about how awesome it was to be pulled up on stage and dance awkwardly with THE BOSS.  Meanwhile, I'd be waving my arms next to her, like the one with the bad bangs, trying to look cool but then realizing that my arm fat would be forever jiggling in a SPRINGSTEEN VIDEO.

I'm not sure why I'd feel more Courtney Cox-ish if my blog looked pretty, but rest assured, I would.