Hey, Hey, Hey...

Hey random a-hole from Brazil that hacked into my gmail account and screwed up my blog,

 I don't like you one bit.  

But I'm glad you haven't accessed anything more important.

Hey GRE vocab words,

Why are you so obscure? No one uses you in real life.

But I got flashcards with you on them, 

and I'm going to have you all memorized very soon.

Hey Heat Radio,

You're my favorite radio station in England. 

Please keep playing such awesome jams.

Hey English bus drivers,

Why can't you ever understand me?  I'm speaking English.

Hey Husband,

I'm sorry I complain so much about not having a car.  

Your joke about me donating my legs to someone who would actually use them wasn't that hilarious, 

but I get your point.

Hey Girls My Age in Sheffield,

Why must you all dye your hair unnatural colors and pop out so many babies?

No offense to your babies, but they don't seem like much fun at our age.

Hey Cups of Tea and Biscuits,

Our relationship has got to end.  

I've become addicted to you since living in England, 

and you're making me fat.

Hey Blogging Friends,

Thanks for reading the crap that I write. 

Sorry if I haven't been leaving comments on your lovely blogs lately.

Our internet isn't working well at all.

Until next time...

Cheers!