Spring Cleaning Detox

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Ladies and gentlemen.
 (gentlemen this is going to be diet talk, don't let me bore you, go watch the news or something.)


I bet you are wondering how my detoxing went so I figured I'd give you a long rambling update.  


I started The Juice Master's  3 Day Juice Detox which he outlines in his book, Keeping It Simple, which came free when I bought a juicer (This one, which I LOVE) after reading Kris Carr's Crazy Sexy Diet.





I wanted to jump start my healthy eating program as outlined in the Crazy Sexy Diet with The Juice Master's 3 day detox, so I did that last week.  And let me tell you 3 days without food turned me into a cranky old monster. RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!   BUT, Hallelujah! I did lose 5 pounds in 3 days!  Nick said this is not surprising considering there was NO food in my stomach.  Gah I hate it when he's right!  Unfortunately I don't think those 5 pounds are gone for good because I think I have already gained two of them back.  But whatever.  I'd like to tell you I reached "enLIGHTenment" like the juice master promised but that, my friends, would be a load of donkey kong.  Too bad, cuz I am usually searching for enlightenment.


So anyways yesterday Nick and I officially started The Crazy Sexy Diet (seriously the name is so embarrassing) Today I had to tell my boss I couldn't have the eclaire he was offering me because I'm on a Crazy Sexy Diet and then I winked at him.... (ok thats a lie I told him I was detoxing and considering he is a middle aged male he still thought this was funny and ridiculous)  Also Nick has told his colleagues that he is on the "Crazy Sexy Diet" which is also embarrassing for him.  Since he is a dude and all.  Good thing I taught him the phrase "no homo" which I learned from Chad Johnson's facebook followers.  So useful.  Thanks Chad for your contribution to society.  Too bad the use of the word homo is seriously offensive in England since they are very politically correct over here.  So if Nick really did say to his colleagues "I am on the Crazy Sexy Diet, no homo" he would probably get fired or at least scolded.  OK just wanted you to know I make up stories.  hope you see their comedic value.


So anyways the crazy sexy diet is no animal, no gluten, no dairy, no caffeine, no alcohol.  And LOTS of veggies!  And green juice (which is why I had to buy a juicer).  I'm also supposed to get exercise and meditate (whaaaaaaaaa?  yes it's a bit of new age hippy bologna) but I missed my bus to the gym this morning and went back to bed where my husband was spooning my dog, luckily they made a teensy bit of room for me.  sluts.  Yikes, ok I am ADD today, but I would just like to say that yesterday I had a bad headache and today I am sad.  For no reason.  Except I keep thinking I am homesick because summer is just around the corner and Britain pretty much has no summer, and I like my summers to be Wet, Hot, American and WILD.  And only the wet part is possible in Britain.  


Please let me know if you want to continue being updated on this Crazy Sexy business.  I have 19 more days...


Over and out.


Kelly Leigh