.... you not only decide to totally blow your diet (I HAD lost 2 pounds this week) and bust open your very last bag of nestle toll house chocolate chips (they don't sell them in England) to make cookies....
But you also decide it might be a good idea to stuff half a dozen of them with Nutella.
Yeahhhhhhh.... fat girl decisions.
I need a new job before I become morbidly obese.
Also in an interesting twist of hormonal imbalances and a moment of enlightenment I burst into tears last night because I decided my job must be punishment because I was a very bad, horrible, judgmental person. (most notably between the ages of 12-17). I have since seen the light and am no longer super duper judgemental, but I have recently decided that my karma is bad from my being so awful previously. I'm on a mission to restore my karmatic balance, but I'm not sure where to start.
Do you believe in karma? Any tips for setting it right?
PS.
If I have ever been a snooty bitch to you I'm sorry.
Can I get you a cookie? I have a lot and I'll share.
Kelly, you and I both suffer from CATHOLIC GUILT. I am convinced I have always done something wrong to "deserve" bad situations. But you do not! You are a really good person!
ReplyDeleteI have zero tips on "successfully" quitting a job, but once I become a success story you will have to courage to quit too. Why be miserable?
I would like to assure you that these cookies are entirely justifiable and some sort of reward for having to deal with a despicable job.
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Heehee you're so cute! I can't imagine you being that horrible, and between 12-17? I'm sure Karma would've gotten you by now, it can't take it that long to get pay-back. Probably just a little bump in the road, it'll all smooth out. :o) But yup, I think I do believe in karma :o)
ReplyDeleteThe cookies however look reeeally delicious, and if I lived anywhere close to you I would come help you get rid of some! hehe.
thanks for visiting and your comment by the way, I was away for months, and away from the blog, so it's nice to catch up now :o)
Aw, haha :) First off, those look delicious...and secondly, who wasn't a snooty b from the ages of 12-17? :)
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The cookies sound delicious! Is it weird to WISH you'd been mean to me just to get a cookie?
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