Monday, 4 July 2011

American Flag Cow Girl Boots



These are my American flag boots.  
Stolen by my younger sister, the one and only LV.  
I've been salty that I can't wear them all day long.
Ughhhhhhhhhh what a statement they would have made when I went to WORK today.
Unlike all of you in the USA, believe it or not, England does NOT celebrate the 4th.
Go figure.

I'm a lil bummed about this.  

Speaking of which I've been considering dual citizenship lately.
Does that make me less patriotic?
I'm most defo proud to be an American....

But, truth be told....
I'd like to have the back up of the National Health Service in case I ever got super sick and my American insurance didn't pay for it.   Like I got sunburned really bad yesterday since the sun finally showed up here and my skin was in shock like whoooooooooa sunshine! and I think this might be the sunburn that puts me over the edge and into melanoma territory.  But at least I'm not pale now.  Ick.  But anyways if I ever did need NHS service cuz I'm pale as hell and prone to skin cancer that would be useful right?  Thats what I thought!  And it would be useful for having babies.  Cuz I hear that shits expensive!  (or not having babies, cuz that adds up too.)  In England they even pay you extra money to spend on fruit and veggies when you're preggers so you have healthy babies.  Is this even relevant?  I dunno but people seem to be popping them out lately so it's been on my mind.  

Anyways.  I miss you America.  I miss you a lot.

Happy 4th of July my friends and compatriots.  
Party in the USA for me, ala Miley Cyrus.  

 Oh and sing that "Proud to be an American" song.
It always gets me fired up.

1 comment:

  1. michele vollman5 July 2011 at 16:16

    I think you need to reclaim those boots!! If Laura only knew her boots are not being blogged about!!
    The 4th wasn't the same without you - you always enjoyed that holiday!! Well , hopefully next year!! Miss you Kelly!!

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