Royal Wedding Shenanigans

You are all probably sitting on the edge of your seats pressing the refresh button on Kelly Leigh Gets Busy waiting for me to update it with some Royal Wedding Action.  Well your wish is my command friends.  

Because there is a million pictures of Kate and Wills on the internet I'll spare you my opinions on that.  But I will say I found the contrast of American reporting on the subject vs British reporting very fascinating.  A highlight was when my mom called to tell me she was on the Dukan Diet because thats what Kate is on and she is soo skinny.  Meanwhile the British press was actually saying Kate had pre-wedding jitters and was super busy resulting in unwanted weight loss, thus she was trying to GAIN weight to look a lil more curvaceous in her dress.  Either way lets just say she was banging.  (ps. my mom says the Dukan diet is working like a charm for those of you wondering.)

I love Kate, and I love ALL the royals actually.  But the Queen is my absolute fave because she is 85!  Yes 85 people!  And she is just so dang spritely.  Did you see how charming she looked in her little yellow frock?  And her hubby, the duke, is 90!  What a pair!  I also have a soft spot for Harry, I think he is the much sexier prince.  Did anyone notice him totally macking on Pippa?  Those Middletons know how to bag a prince if you ask me!

My bad case of Royal fever meant I was couch bound with my own British Prince  from 9am - 1pm on Friday.  But luckily I was able to pull myself together, go take a shower and get my self to a Royal wedding street party.

We also met up with our friends Molly and Jimmy.  

Molly is from Wisconsin and got herself her own British Prince Charming too.  

See?

Molly is just cuter than Kate and Jimmy has A LOT more hair than Will.

Oh and look we met a Queen!  

A drag queen that is.

British people love drag.

They think it's hilarious.

I'm still a little too American to get the whole drag humor thing.

But I made sure to photograph this lovely lady for your viewing pleasure.

You are welcome.

Look there's the prince himself!

Smooches!

We proceded to get a little intoxicated in celebration,

met some new friendsies,

ordered french fries with cheese and mayo from one of those sketchy vans..... 

(wtf is that combination and why do they offer it to drunk ppl? Really not helping my diet.) 

And made a wig out of a dead beaver.

Hello someone needs to give me a hair cut in a bad way.

Congratulations Will and Kate!

Thank you for the fun day off work!

Cheers!