Conversation with Nick...
Nick- "Kelly, we really need to move out of this neighborhood."
Me - "Why?"
Nick - "A missing man's thumb was just found here."
Yes, if you don't believe me, here is the article. A man has been missing for about a week, but his THUMB turned up in our neighborhood. I wasn't a fan of being chased through the park while running, or the nasty little pervert that flashed me outside our house, or the story Nick told me of the man who ran into our street with his eyelids and mouth sewn shut - and I think this is definitely the last straw. We'll be leaving now.
Dear God,
Point taken.
Love,
Kelly
Wow... thats pretty horrible, the eyelids and mouth one. Thats why I have never tried sewing my own clothes.
ReplyDeleteNobody ever flashes me :( my girlfriend had an old guy stop in front of her at the train station, pull down his trousers and start wanking. Strange people!
I am so glad you are listening to what He is saying , some people never get it or take the time !
ReplyDeleteSeems like that is a Shout!!
ok-this is my favorite post EVER. the "dear God" does look so much better than "hi!" doesn't it? ;) This post was awesome. [slightly disturbing] but a w e s o m e ! !
ReplyDeleteyikes! That is scary! Imagine finding that!! I believe in signs too, but only the one recieving them can read them. He will guide you in the right direction ;) xoxo
ReplyDeleteyup...disturbing..very very disturbing
ReplyDeletesarah and i agree that you should move out a.s.a.p.
ReplyDeleteAndy - being flashed sounds a lot more fun in your head than it is in real life. It's supposed to be funny but its just not.
ReplyDeleteTaj, Suzy, and Emz - Sorry for being disturbing! I'm just tellin it like it is.
Do you think it is selfish of me to take a man losing his thumb as a sign? I mean what about the guy? Maybe I should add a ps. to God and hope he is Ok.
oh my gosh, move! i think that should be the straw that breaks the camels back. i think that's how the saying goes. i don't really know. kbye!
ReplyDeleteYikes! Glad to hear you are getting out of there!
ReplyDeleteI know! We're very happy! Friday is the big day! WOOO HOOO!
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