Heidi's First Walk of Shame

We took Heidi for her first walk this morning!  She finally has all her puppy shots, but she won't be 100% immune until next week, so she's still not allowed to go to the park and play with other dogs.  But we took her for a little stroll around our neighborhood today and she was ever so excited.  In fact, she was so excited she vommed.  Right outside the front of our house.  It was like a really bad walk of shame at 8 am.

You know, since she is a pedigree dog she received a "show name" from the Kennel Club - Meadowlane Marlene.  How ridiculous of a name is that?  It makes her sound like a 65 year old smoker, you know with a hoarse voice that can only be the result of smoking since the age of 12.  And the Meadowlane part of her name sounds like a nickname she got when she became a Madame.  Can't you just picture her, cigarette hanging of her mouth, blonde curly wig, and a cheap bottle of beer between her paws saying as she swirls her words in a raspy voice, "Room number 4, honey...."